Taking on Ensemble Casts

Good evening. Gigi here. How about that Covid-19? What a nasty thing! I’m sure you as well as my novelist have had to make unexpected and unpleasant alterations in your daily routine. Some of you may even be ill and others may have suffered through unimaginably horrific events. My novelist tells me she has never seen anything like this in her lifetime. Being a parti poodle at this point in history has been fortunate so far as we canines don’t seem to be suffering from this outbreak…except of course I cannot get my favorite treats. My novelist ventured out to the grocery store early this morning and found when she arrived there was a line longer than you’d find at the first showing of a Star Wars film. She took one look at the situation and turned around and came home. She located another place to procure my treats from, but I will have to wait a week for them to arrive. Luckily, she has enough in stock to carry me over until they do. On a more serious note however, I wish everyone health and hope and comfort during this bizarre and worrisome historical event.

Today my novelist is going to talk a little bit about her book series she is getting ready for publication. So, without further ado, here is my novelist.

Presently I’m preparing a book series I wrote to publish on Amazon. It’s one novel, actually…one very long novel. I gave myself a challenge a few years back to see if I could write a 500,000-word story in three years. And I did. It’s a satire and it was a lot of fun to write. In fact, the most fun I’ve ever had on any writing project. I’m editing it some so it may not be exactly 500,000 words but it will be close.

Because it’s difficult to sell a book the length of Atlas Shrugged or Infinite Jest these days I’ve decided to break said novel into several books. When I first took on the project initially, I thought it would be a challenge to pen because the story required an ensemble cast. Everything I’d written before had small casts as in two to four main characters. I thought there’s no way I’m ever writing an ensemble piece. But as it turned out it wasn’t as daunting as I anticipated.

What I learned about from writing a novel with a larger cast is as always to love the story and get to know the characters and how they interact with each other extremely well. I know there are some people out there who use index cards and white boards to keep all their characters straight, but you don’t have to. If you can immerse yourself in the story, it’s possible to get to know imaginary people on a deep level.

For me these characters are like old friends. I know what their voices sound like, what kind of clothes they wear, how their hair is styled, their little quirks and habits. It was a blast living in their world. I even visited some of the places they dwelled in the story and experienced those places through their eyes. I took a lot of pictures so I could see what they saw. For places I couldn’t revisit I rifled through photos online, so I knew what the buildings and locations were like and the layout inside. I found photos of their clothes, shoes, accessories, items they owned and used.

One of the more interesting challenges I encountered was providing them with different accents as they all came from different parts of the United States. I also had to learn some of the colloquialisms from around the country. For instance, if you are in the Northwest or Midwest you might say “pop” but in the Northeast you would say “soda” and in the southern states it would be “Coke”. And when I did these things, I had to be consistent throughout the story making sure each character was authentic in a whimsical way.  But after a while, it becomes second nature and you get used to it.  And it’s fun.

I will keep you posted as to when the first book is coming out and how many there will be in the series entire.  I will also be talking about my book Chicane doing analysis on it in the upcoming blogs.  I post every Thursday.  That is my schedule.   While you’re waiting for my next post you can check out Chicane currently available on Amazon.

 

 

How Different Personalities View Time

Good evening. Today my novelist will talk about personality types and how they view time differently. I for one am a dog and therefore time confuses me. But since I am an ENTJ I do tend to be very focused on my goals such as making sure that Maltese doesn’t get to sit in my novelist lap and that mailperson bringing a box of tea to the doorstep better not mess with me. Anyway, here is my novelist.

One interesting way to look at personality type in characters is to examine how they perceive time. This is described in Keirsey’s book Please Understand Me Two within each of the descriptions of Artisans, Guardians, Idealists and Rationals.

Artisans live in the now. They impulsive people who are completely disconnected from thinking about the past or the future. This makes them great actors, athletes, musicians, dancers, fraternity members, used car salespeople and con artists. Consider Ben Quick in The Long Hot Summer. Enchanted by Varner’s daughter, Clara (Noel in the television version) a strait-laced school teacher guardian, Ben is constantly trying to get her to go out, live life and tear up the countryside. He is not thinking about what tearing up the countryside would do to his business relationship with her father. He just wants to go out and have fun.

Another excellent though more sinister example of an Artisan would be Clinton’s psychopathic older brother Berry-Berry from All Fall Down. He is charismatic and charming but has no problem traveling aimlessly about the country while using beating up and stealing from women if he gets what he needs right then and there. Not to mention the way he drives his doting mother and alcoholic father insane.

Guardians on the other hand look to the past. They are traditionalists and love holidays, clubs, cults and anything else revolving around rituals. And they do not like any type of change whatsoever because they are pessimistic and concerned things will go wrong as they often do. Their mantra is the future is dark. This explains a lot of Hollywood films involving science fiction. If you’ve got around forty percent of the population dreading the what lies ahead, you’ve got a lot of guardians wanting to watch movies about a bleak and terrible future. How Star Trek got made I’ll never know.  Guardians are also defeatist when looking to the past.  Doom is inevitable.  It’s no one’s fault.  It’s just the way things are. These martyrs therefore embrace the pain and suffering because there’s no choice. Misery is predetermined.

The character #1 from the movie 9 is a great example of someone who is determined to keep everything status quo even if it means leaving one of the rag doll creations out for the Great Machine to suck out its soul. Where #9’s idea is to figure out how to destroy the machine #1’s idea is to hide from it. Doom is inevitable. Things remaining the way they are is how to best stay safe in his mind, even if two of the rag dolls are at risk in the great unknown.

Idealists, however, look to the future with incredible optimism. They embrace the future with open arms. The sun will come out tomorrow. Their outlook on the world is to be noble. They live to support others and are willing to sacrifice themselves making them abstract and philosophical individuals. They can see the good in anyone which is extraordinary and different from the other personality types. And they are indeed likely to become writers, missionaries, teachers and cult leaders. The time is tomorrow for them and they focus on what could be rather than what is. They have vision and tend to be on the front end of new ideas and movements. Many of them are responsible for women’s rights for example because they could see a better future. They also tend to be intelligent and transcendent in their view of things.

A great example of an idealist is Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. Despite all the odds of her getting into Harvard Law School she is accepted with her 4.0 GPA and her bright colorful and creative outlook on life. Along the way she inspires and transcends the lives of several people who would have remained sullen and stuck in their lives had she not come along and presented a better and brighter perspective.

The Rationals are probably the most difficult group to understand as far as their perspective on time. Time is not linear for them as it is for other personality types. It is instead confined and defined as an event. Rationals operate outside of time. Only occurrences occupy time. Time for them is virtual. Time is conditional. Time is created by events rather than being a method in which they occur. Therefore, they make great scientists, science fiction writers and droids from a galaxy far, far away.

Take for instance Clarise Starling from The Silence of the Lambs. Yes, Hannibal’s an extremely dangerous criminal. But her goal is to catch Buffalo Bill and Hannibal has the tools with which to do so. Clarise knows what Hannibal is capable of, but unlike other characters in the story she is not as fearful of him as she is of not achieving her goal. It does not take her long to get close to the glass he is behind on their first meeting. If she must break the physical barrier between them and take something from his hand, she will. The outcome is what matters, not the journey. The event of capturing old Billy is what she is completely and utterly focused one. That and of course becoming an FBI agent which is what capturing that moth obsessed lunatic will get her.

I post every Thursday. That’s my schedule. While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.

Personality Types and Romance

Good evening. As you probably know I am Gigi and I am a parti poodle. Tonight, my author is going to be discussing personality types and romance. Being an ENTJ my romantic partner would be an INFP. Unfortunately for me Maltese make horrible INFPs. That said, I hope you will enjoy my author sharing this method she likes to use in her writing.

The adage “there are plenty of fish in the sea” may sound reassuring because it’s true for many. But for others it’s a complete lie. Personality types are not evenly balanced. There are a lot more of some temperaments than there are of others. For some people there are a lot of fish and for others there are fewer more specific fish. I like to think of it as some characters shop at Walmart and others shop at Nordstrom.

You might think the dominate difference between people is extroversion vs. introversion. And yes, these elements do come into play but the real determinant which decides whether two people are attracted to each other is sensory vs intuition. The world is 74-80% sensory. Only 20-26% of the world is intuitive. A sensory personality type can cast a big net out into the sea and attract a large group of fish to choose from. An intuitive cannot.

Again, there are four temperaments: Artisans, Guardians, Rationals and Idealists. The Artisans and the Guardians are sensory. The Rationals and Idealists are intuitive. When it comes to romance and sexual attraction, Artisans match up with Guardians and Rationals match up with Idealists. In other words, sensory is attracted to sensory and intuition is attracted to intuition.

Now one might argue if that’s the case would not Guardians seek out Guardians, Artisans seek out Artisans etc. In other words, the idea “birds of a feather flock together”. But according to Jung we seek out not our equal but rather our compliment. We seek out what we lack that completes us, the opposite part of us we have not developed, expressed or sought after. This is well demonstrated in Dr. David Keirsey’s book Please Understand Me II chapter 7.

Take for instance One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Now that doesn’t look like a romance at all. But in truth it is. Nurse Ratched is a Guardian. R.P McMurphy is an Artisan. More specifically Ratched is an ISFJ and McMurphy is an ESTP. Notice how each one is the opposite letters of the other except S for sensory. Ratched represents bureaucracy. McMurphy represents spontaneity. From the moment McMurphy enters the psych ward the sparks fly Each one is the opposite but complimentary of the other. Each one needs what the other has. But in this story neither one can accept what they are missing, especially Nurse Ratched and things spin wildly out of control creating a timeless meditation on the sinister nature of institutions.

One of the most famous romances is between intuitive characters Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. Elizabeth is a whip smart ENFP and Darcy is a brooding but brilliant INTJ. Again, notice all the letters are opposites except for N. What I’ve always found fascinating about the story is after Darcy proposes to Elizabeth and is shot down, he is pragmatic in his attempts to resolve the issue. He creates a system with which to win Elizabeth’s hand by hunting down her wayward sister and the conniving Mr. Wickham and getting them hitched up appropriately, encouraging his friend Bingley to propose to Elizabeth’s sister Jane after breaking the two up originally and denouncing his Aunt’s wishes before boldly proposing to Elizabeth again. Darcy intuitively knows he must solve these puzzles not only to win Elizabeth’s heart but also to change her mind.

One clever thing to do when writing a love story is to put unusual but complementary personalities together. Remember, personality types don’t care about political correctness. Personality tests have shown most women have feeling personality types and most men have thinking personality types. But not all men are thinkers nor all women feelers. Putting an ENTP female with an INFJ male is not going to be all that common. Putting an ISTP female with an ESFJ male is not going to be all that common either. But these people do exist, and these combinations do work, and they work well.

If you’re looking to write a volatile disastrous relationship put people together that have no business whatsoever being together. Guardians are the opposite of Rationals. They hate each other. Idealists are the opposite of Artisans. They hate each other too. If you want a romance to be doomed from the start put an ENTP with an ESFJ. Nothing good will come of it. If you want a war put an ESTJ with an INFJ and let the carnage begin. These love stories are usually doomed from the beginning.

I’ll post every Thursday. That’s the schedule. While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.

 

 

Introduction to Personality Types in Characters

Good evening. As you know I am Gigi and I am a parti poodle. Tonight, my novelist begins a series of posts on personality types for characters. I myself am an ENTJ. This is because I think big picture and like to oversee everything. Right now, I am overseeing a new chew stick. My novelist has been using this approach for many years now and enjoys how it helps her compare characters. We hope you’ll enjoy this series as I gnaw on my chew stick and consider my next move towards becoming CEO of a major pet supply company.

While I was studying screenwriting, my day job was doing computer phone support. We had a group of guys who did desk side support as well and one of them talked about going to a party where everyone took the Keirsey Temperament Sorter. Curious, I asked him about the test, and he directed me to a website where I could take it online. My experience with personality types was love at first site. I was so enthralled with them I sent a link to the people in my screenwriting class to see what their results were. One of the writers thought the test was supposed to be for her characters and tested her protagonist instead. That’s when I realized what a great idea she had by happenstance. And from that point forwards I give my characters personality tests.

Now, I know the Big 5 may be a more accurate assessment of human beings. However, as a writer I’m dealing with fictional characters and not real people. Comparing fictional personalities using the Big 5 it’s a lot more difficult than using the Keirsey Temperament Sorter unless you are quite knowledgeable about psychology. I’m not saying you can’t do it, but I think you’ll be pulling your hair out. I find Keirsey’s test to be straight forward, easy to understand and seamless when it comes to comparing temperaments.

My all-time favorite site for describing each of the sixteen personality types is Not Your Typical Personality Types. This site makes it easy to know which character is which and why. It’s also well written and hilarious. When I am asked what an ENFJ is I can simply say they are a cult leader and people understand what I’m talking about. I always have this web site in my toolbox.

Also, in my toolbox are both of Dr. David Keirsey’s books Please Understand Me: Character & Temperament Types and Please Understand Me II: Temperament, Character, Intelligence. I think every writer should have these in their library. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve referred to them not just for writing but for other odd things life throws my way. Doesn’t matter if you get them new or used or downloaded to your device. They go far more into depth than what your going to find out on the internet unless your paying for it so you might as well get the books. The books also have the test in them so you can test and grade your characters as needed.  A couple of good sites to take the test online are 16personalities , Truity  and humanmetrics.

Essentially there are four temperaments and each temperament break down into four groups.  These groups are the Artisans, the Guardians, the Rationals and the Idealists. Each of these groups breaks down into four groups making sixteen personalities in all.   A few quick things you need to know for characters. Worldwide there are far more Artisans and Guardians than Rationals and Idealists. The Artisans take up 38-40% of the world and the Guardians take up about 38-40% of the world. That makes about 76-80% of the world’s population. Rationals take up about 10-12% of the world and Idealists take up about 10-12% of the world making a combined total of about 20-24% of the world population. The Rationals and the Idealists are thus outnumbered. But don’t be fooled. They have ways of making up for this.

What separates the Artisans and Guardians from the Rationals, and Idealist is Sensory vs. Intuition. More people are sensory than intuitive. If you were to hand an Artisan or a Guardian a pencil and ask them what it is, they would tell you it is a pencil. But if you handed a pencil to a Rational or an Idealist, they might tell you it is an unwritten theorem or novel. In other words, the Artisans and Guardians focus on what is. The Rationals and Idealist focus on what could be.

One thing you might not think about is that personality types coagulate. Which is to say birds of a feather flock together. A group of athletes is likely to be mostly made up of artisans. A group of nurses is likely to be made up of Guardians. A group of scientists is likely to be mostly Rationals. A group of writers is likely to be Idealists. There are exceptions to these rules but essentially if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, well guess what? Sometimes you will get a mixture of two opposing groups. Teachers, for instance are mostly made up of Guardians (over 50%) and Idealists (over 30%). These people barely get along but for some reason gravitate towards the same occupation. This makes for excellent conflict if you were to write a story involving schoolteachers.

Next week I will talk about romantic attraction between personality types and which personality types are mortal enemies.  I post every Thursday. That’s the schedule. While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.

25 GREAT SCREENPLAYS NOT NOMINATED FOR A SCREENWRITING OSCAR 2000-2019

Good evening.  It’s Gigi the parti poodle here again for another weekly post.  Today my novelist is going to do the blog she previously promised to do last week.  Today we’ll conclude this short series of movie lists and next week we will start on one of my favorite writing topics: personality types.  But for now, I am going to curl up in my soft leather chair while my novelist discusses movies passed over for screenwriting nominations by Oscar. 

It was surprising to me when I was putting this list together the number of great films which got past over for screenwriting nominations for the past two decades.  Let’s be honest.  This film era has not been stellar.  In the 90’s you couldn’t throw a wild cat without hitting a movie worth watching.  These days it takes a lot more hunting around.  The golden age of the independent film era ran from approximately 1989 until 2001.  And it’s been a dreary dry spell ever since.  Occasionally you’ll find a sleeper like the one I watched this last weekend, The Art of Self Defense.  If you haven’t had a chance to see this weird little gem, I strongly suggest you check it out.  Jesse Eisenberg is outstanding in the lead role.  It’s quirky, original and  its own animal.  If you’ve ever had any experience with self-defense training, you’ll have a ball with it.  It’s written and directed by Riley Stearns who may be one to watch.  I look forward to his next project.  

Now for the list. Why any of the films here were passed over is a complete mystery to me and you should make it a point to watch each one of them.  Here’s just a few examples:

I had the pleasure of re-watching Zodiac a week ago and what a pleasure it was.  The film is nearly thirteen years old and it still looks like it was made yesterday.  Its as chilling as ever and beautifully written.  What a job James Vanderbilt did piecing together such an expanse of time with utter deftness.  It never bogs, never confuses us, never looses its tension.  And yet its script was completely ignored by the Oscars. 

If you think this year’s Oscar winner Parasite was good you should look at his earlier film Memories of Murder.  Based on a true story about a Korean serial killer, the film is both funny and disturbing and resonates for days after viewing.  Much like the brilliant Citizen X the film explores the brutal toll hunting down a psychopath takes on its police force and the frustration of 1986 DNA technology.

If your looking for a love story its hard to dispute one more passionate than Head-On (Gegen Die Wand).  A gritty and beautiful film about a woman who wants her freedom and the man she marries to get it.  This won twenty-five international awards but apparently that’s not enough to merit an Oscar nod for its spectacular original script…and will probably be stolen and remade by Hollywood in years to come.

And if you really want something that slaps you in the face and knocks you to the ground check out 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, an absolutely riveting timebomb about a young Romanian woman who frantically attempts to assist her friend in getting an abortion in 1980’s Romania.  It will rip your guts out. 

I post every Thursday.  That’s the schedule.  While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.

25 GREAT SCREENPLAYS NOT NOMINATED FOR A SCREENWRITING OSCAR 2000-2019

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
21 Grams
Blue Ruin
Bubba Ho-Tep
Chicken Run
Donnie Darko
Head-On (2005)
Isle of Dogs
It Follows
Leave No Trace
Maria Full of Grace
Memories of Murder
Monster
Mud
Mulholland Drive
Oldboy (original)
Roger Dodger
Take Shelter
The Lives of Others
The Lookout
The Machinist
The Town
The Wrestler
Walk the Line
Zodiac

TWENTY-FIVE LOVE STORIES YOU REALLY SHOULD SEE

Good evening.  As most of you know my name is Gigi and I’m a parti poodle.  Love is in the air because tomorrow is Valentine’s Day.  I am here to wish you all the hearts and flowers and of course chocolate (white chocolate only for me because I’m canine) in the world.  My novelist and I were going to post a list of the best movies not to be nominated for an Oscar from the past two decades.  But as it’s the season of love, we decided to postpone that list until next week to bring you the following romance fest.  Without further ado, here’s my novelist.

Earlier this week I put together a list of twenty-five of the best scripts from 2000-2019 that never received an Oscar nomination to feature in this week’s blog post.  Then I realized tomorrow is Valentine’s Day.  So, instead of making those films the headliner I’m going to postpone that list until next week and dedicate this post to a list of twenty-five off-beat love stories. 

Most of the films on my list did well with the critics but some got a bad rap and I want to encourage you to watch them despite their reviews.  One of the most polarizing subjects for critics is sex.  So, when a movie comes along that involves a lollypop and a strip club, reviewers seem to think there can’t be a story there.  That’s just snobbish and wrong.  The film I’m referring to is not a paint by numbers love story.  It provides a provocative look at love in the modern age.  And the two leads are fabulous actors who give great performances.  One of them is in another fantastic controversial love story which I will discuss later.

A second film that made my list also got the short end of the stick by the detractors.  But if you go to Rotten Tomatoes and look at just the top critics for this film, you’ll see three of the four gave it a positive review.  And all the performances in it are top notch.   Not to mention it’s a great deal more satisfying than a lot of eye rolling rom coms you’ll find on a bevy of other lists.  That isn’t to say there aren’t good rom coms.  There just aren’t very many of them. 

That said there were some rom coms which did make my list.  Five to be exact.  And none of them are the usual bill of fare.  One’s about an alcoholic.  One has public defecation.  One’s got a suicide attempt in it.  One suggests using sperm for hair gel.   And one’s about making pornography.  Not your usual warm and fuzzy kind of stuff.  But if you can get past some of those things you might find a genuine romance at the center of them. 

Now, there is another film on my list some critic said contained the rape of an underaged child.  This is complete bunk.  There’s no rape in that film at all.  In fact, it’s one of the least sexually explicit films on the list.  Now if you want to watch another one of this writer/director’s films about “happiness” in suburbia well then that’s a whole other ball of wax.  And it’s a love story too in its own way if you can get past…just about everything else in the film.    

Anyway, I hope you’ll take the time to see all the films on this list if you haven’t already.  They are well worth the effort.  Have a very Happy Valentine’s Day!

I’ll post every Thursday.  That’s the schedule.  While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon. Here’s the list:

TWENTY-FIVE LOVE STORIES YOU REALLY SHOULD SEE

9 ½ Weeks

A Patch of Blue

Arthur (original)

Blue Velvet

Bridesmaids

Buffalo 66

Chasing Amy

Harold & Maude

Head On

Keith

Leaving Las Vegas

The Long Hot Summer (either version)

Notorious

Secretary

Sex, Lies and Videotape

Sid and Nancy

Sweet Hostage (Welcome to Xanadu)

The Center of the World

The Graduate

The Piano

The Shop Around the Corner

There’s Something About Mary

Untamed Heart

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

The Best 25 Oscar Nominated Screenplays 2000-2019

Good morning.  My name is Gigi and I am a parti-poodle.  This has been a daunting week for my novelist and me.  We have been trying to decide on what the best 25 Oscar nominated screenplays are both adapted and original since the beginning of the century.  Next week we are going to do a second list of the best scripts NOT to get nominated for a screenplay Oscar since the beginning of the century. I am going to go pass out on my pillow by the window now as my novelist explains how we narrowed it down. 

I watch a lot of films.  I think a lot of writers watch a lot of films partly because they love story and partly to garner writing knowledge from them.  Some years ago, I took a short writing class where the teacher told us a story needs to be three things: Outstanding, Original and Outrageous.  I will add a fourth O to the list: Over time.  The story needs to stand the test of time.  In other words, it can be watched years later and still be great.  The films on this list in my opinion meet that criteria.    

After saying that you will note my list has two scripts up for nomination this year which means they have not yet been tested by time.  My gut instinct is that they will continue to stand up.  One of them was a slam dunk.  The other I vacillated on.  The problem with the film I vacillated on was the same problem I had with another film which didn’t make my list and would have made other peoples. And that’s often because there’s a flaw in the script. 

The film that didn’t make my list came out several years ago was a big hit with critics.  And I went into the theatre wanting the film to be a big hit with me.  However, from the first scene I sensed something was off.  It was a biopic and the writer had infused an integral character into the film who was fictional.  At the time I watched the movie I knew very little about the real events and had no idea this character was fictional.  I thought it was a real person. Still something about them bugged me…immensely.  Later when I found out the character was fake and never existed, I said, ah, that’s why the script faltered.  The writer did not successfully fuse the imaginary with the concrete.

The film I did put on my list has a different flaw altogether and that is towards the end of the second act the writer gives both the audience and the characters a reveal.  Now the fact he gives a reveal is not the problem.  Psycho for example has a reveal early in its story. The problem is the reveal in this film reveals too much.  The ending, which is quite strong, is weakened by this.  And I think the problem is the character who provides the reveal is too trustable.  There’s no question this character is telling the truth because the character also shows us the truth.  The character would be that much more interesting, and the story would be that much better if we weren’t sure the information provided was honest and if both the audience and characters did not get a clear look at one of the secrets.  However, as the film is clearly Outstanding, Original and Outrageous, more so even than some of the other films I chose, I decided it should be included.

Strangely, this writer also has a film on the list I will post next week which I believe clearly belongs there.  And I would go so far as to say I think that film is their best work despite the accolades this film is presently receiving. 

Now looking at the list you might be thinking I’ve got a film there which mixes fictional characters and real characters.  Why, yes it does.  And it’s not the first time the writer has done this, albeit to a lesser result.  But this infusion doesn’t ruin the story.  Possibly because it is a fictional story infused with real people instead of the other way around.  And unlike the other film which jeopardizes its ending by lifting its suspense right before the third act, this film builds suspense brilliantly till the very end. 

I’ll post every Thursday.  That’s the schedule.  While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.  

Here’s the list in alphabetical order:

THE BEST 25 OSCAR NOMINATED SCREENPLAYS 2000-2019

A History of Violence

Almost Famous

Argo

City of God

Children of Men

Dallas Buyers Club

Dirty Pretty Things

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

First Reformed

Frozen River

Hotel Rwanda

Lost in Translation

Memento

Million Dollar Baby

No Country for Old Men

Once Upon a Time…In Hollywood

Parasite

Precious

Room

Sideways

The Pianist

The Royal Tennenbaums

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri

Traffic

WALL-E

10 To Try

Good evening.   As you may know my name is Gigi.  I am a parti poodle and owner of a novelist.  This week my novelist and I have been catching up on some of the films nominated for the Oscars and next week we will do a post on the subject.  This week however she would like to tell you about something she’s been participating in for the past two years and encourages all writers to do if it is available in their area.  So, without further ado, here is my novelist. 

Every year I participate in my library’s local reading challenge.  This is my third year in a row where I’ve taken on the task of reading ten books before the end of the year.  Each book must fulfill one of ten categories.  The following is this year’s list:

Retelling of a fairytale or myth

About a journey

About a person you’d like to meet

About music or a musician

Recommended by the library staff

Teaches you a new skill

With a friend

About nature

About current events

By an author whose gender is different from yours 

It’s not always a simple task finding time to read and write a book at the same time.  But I like getting the finisher pinback button at the end of the year when I turn in my completed bookmark. There’s a wonderful line Abbe de Coulmier has in Quills which is: “The writer who produces more than he reads – the sure mark of an amateur.” (Quills by Doug Write, The Dramatists Play Service Inc. Page 29). 

It’s not necessarily fun to read things you don’t want to.  And I don’t always like all the categories they choose.  But it makes me keep up a pace and keep reading.  One thing I suggest is if you can find books that fit the categories and serve as research for the story you’re working on, do it.  I did that with the first book I read last year. It was one of my favorites of last year’s ten.

Doing a reading challenge is more work than blowing through a television series on Netflix or Amazon or whatever you may subscribe to but it’s good for you.  Reading as opposed to watching film or television makes you empathize with the characters better.  It also gives you knowledge, vocabulary, improved memory, sharpens your analytic skills, helps you concentrate better, improves your mood and yes, it makes you a better writer. So, if your library offers it, do the reading challenge.  You’ll be glad you did.  

I’ll post every Thursday.  That’s the schedule.  While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.

GOING FOR A WALK

Good afternoon.  My name is Gigi.  I am a parti-poodle.  I also own a novelist.  Today in our continuing series my novelist is going to talk to you about taking walks.  She is an excellent dog walker and does not pull too hard on the leash.  She exerts patience when I stop to sniff at things which interest me like grass, flowers and bushes.  She is well trained in remembering to give me a premium treat after my walk, usually a canine sandwich cookie with a chocolate-like wafer top and a vanilla-like wafer bottom…or a vanilla bottom and a chocolate top depending on your point of view.  Some dogs may like to separate the cookie and lick the cream filling inside, but I prefer to nibble at mine whole after which I curl up on the couch on my plush blanket and doze.  So, without further ado, here’s my novelist.   

One of the most challenging enigmas a writer can face is figuring out what to write about.  The answer is always this: unless it’s a paying gig write what fascinates you.  So, how do you decide on a topic that will fascinate you enough to be married to it for at least a year? 

This what I did.  I made a list of loglines…a long list of loglines.  Some people may tell you to sit down, bang your head and crank out a hundred log lines at a desk.  This strategy is daunting and painful.  I found a better way to accomplish the task was to walk.  I accumulated a list of two hundred log lines by taking a daily walk as often as I could.  I walk for about an hour.  Not on the treadmill.  Outside.  My mind works better if I walk outside. 

However, if you live in an area that is not safe enough to take a walk outside don’t do it.  In that case do use a treadmill if you have access to one.  Or if you can walk inside somewhere like a mall or a gym or a Costco.  Whatever way you walk do not walk with headphones on or involve yourself in some other distraction such as your phone.  Walk around aware of your surroundings.  It will help you think better, and it will be safer.   

A logline, in case you are wondering, is a sentence (or sometimes two) which introduces the lead character (without using their name), their goal and the antagonist who stands in their way of achieving their goal.  The point is essentially to present the idea of your story and keep it brief.  One example from my list is:  A criminal mastermind is ostracized by his peers when he enlists a lap dog for his pet instead of a cat.  The criminal mastermind is the protagonist.  His peers are the antagonist.  His goal is to own a lapdog instead of a cat.  A completely different log line would be:  A deceased man struggles to find a way to come back to life to prevent his teenage daughter from committing suicide

On every walk I challenged myself to come up with one new idea, one logline before the hour was up and the walk was over.  I did it every day I could until I had a list of over a hundred log lines.  And then I kept going till I had two hundred.  On some walks I was creative enough to come up with two and sometimes three log lines.  But this was the exception not the rule.  As soon as I finished a walk, I wrote the idea I had in my notebook.  The best notebooks I’ve found to write in, especially if you can keep them in one place and not port them around are Black n’ Red hard cover case bound.  I use the large size.  They lay flat, do not have perforation and hold up very well.  If I do have to port around a notebook, I use Black n’ Red twin spiral small poly cover notebooks which work well except they do have perforation.  As a writer I don’t like perforated notebooks because I like to keep all my work together.

After I completed my logline collection, I went over it to see what log lines popped out for me. The way you know you have your next story is when the idea won’t leave you alone. The logline that keeps popping out amongst all the others is the one to use to write your next story.

I’ll post every Thursday.  That’s the schedule.  While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.

GREETINGS.

Good evening and welcome to Gigi Catches Air.  My name is Gigi, parti poodle.  Tonight, we begin a new series which is based on the bloggings of my pet, Karen.  And might I add she is a marvelous companion on walks, a warm lap when I watch television and always prompt in providing meals and treats.  Even the baths she gives me are uncommonly tolerable.  She has fared well under my tutelage and I expect her to express her thoughts brilliantly on this page.  The only drawback I can deduce about her is she has chosen to adopt a Maltese.  But we shall not speak of that disconcerting indiscretion at this time.  So, without further ado here is my human.     

My name is not Gigi.  It is Karen.  Gigi is my toy parti poodle who catches air when she sees me come home by jumping up and down in front of the window.  But Gigi Catches Air is a more beguiling name for a blog than Karen Rolls so we’re going to call it Gigi Catches Air. 

I (Karen that is) have written seriously for over a decade and a half.  My mission is to publish every bizarre tale I have penned.  My goal is to tell you about how I go about writing and how I do it almost every day.  I’ll share with you all the wacky ways I create my stories and perhaps you’ll find something to either spark your imagination or add to your toolbox or throw in the trash.  In addition, I will talk randomly about film, television and my outré view of the world at large.  My philosophy is writing should make you happy.  Even if your dog just died, your boyfriend dumped you and the giant tree the neighbor refused to cut down just fell on your car you should have a happy writing session that day.   

I am or was a trained actor and I love film and television.  I believe acting is good for writers even if it isn’t their goal in life.  I’ve learned as much about storytelling from acting classes as I did from writing classes.  I also worked at a video store for three years and have watched thousands of films.  Because of this my novels have a lot of dialogue.  I put more emphasis on what people say rather than what they’re wearing or the scenery around them.  My stories are primarily dark comedies or seriocomic in nature.  When I have done public readings of my work some people have laughed, and others have left the room in terror.  I consider both reactions a triumph.   

I’ll post every Thursday.  That’s the schedule.  While you’re waiting for my next post check out my novel Chicane currently available on Amazon.