Stop Making Stupid Shows

September 10, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good afternoon. It is I Gigi the parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. I must say it has been an adventurous week. Firstly, I made a dreadful mistake. Whilst outside for our morning sun I happened to wander about and go under a deck. My novelist saw me come out with cobwebs and pine needles threaded through my white and black curls. She was most displeased and claimed I smelled odorous. I was whisked back into our home where my beloved collar was unbuckled, and I was placed into a tub for a proper bath. It was, as always, most dreadful. Afterwards, when I’d had a good toweling, I was left damp and shivering for most of the day.

When nightfall came, I had a good supper and at the end of the evening, I went outside. Much to my surprise I nearly came face to face with a bobcat. A big scarry bobcat. It turned, noticed my presence and began sauntering towards me. …Him, who happened to be out there with me noticed it and quickly ushered me back inside.

I spent the last day typing up a warning for all the other neighborhood cats and dogs. I cannot let them be victims of this large and destructive beast. I posted my cautionary notice on Nextdoor with the hope that all the local Canis lupis familiaris and all the local Felis catus as well as the local squirrels and bunnies read it.

I also did a bit of research and found out that bobcats like to hunt twice a day. They go out hunting at dawn for three hours. Then they rest. Then at dusk until around midnight they hunt again before taking a second rest. This makes them crepuscular creatures. They are also quite flexible and, in the winter, if food is scarce, they will come out during the daytime to hunt.

My novelist and I watched a recent news report with…Him, where a 91-year-old lady had left a window open, and a bobcat chased her cats up a tree beside her house and into an open window. The woman heard something banging on her bedroom door and called 911. The police came, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife who came and sedated the beast, put it in a carrier and released it back into the wild. My novelist is keeping a close eye on me, monitoring all my outside time, and all the windows are closed for now.

On a sad note, we also found out this week Amazon Prime cancelled Spider-Noir. We are most displeased with this news. We believe it is one of the best and smartest new shows on television and Amazon Prime made a great error in dismissing it. Our hope is another streamer will pick it up. However, there is not one that has stepped up to do that right now. It is a shame with all the wasteland of mediocre television shows on all the streamers they decided to get rid of one of the best. Until next week, I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

You can check out my books Chicane and all five installments of the Musicology book series Musicology: Volume One, Baby!, Musicology: Volume Two, Kid!, Musicology: Volume Three, Twist!, Musicology: Volume Four, Sweetie! and Musicology: The Epiquad on Amazon in Kindle and Paperback editions. You can also check out Musicology’s web site at www.musicologyrocks.com and vote for who you think will win Musicology!

**STREAM OF THE WEEK: IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT (2025)-HULU**

This week’s pick won the Palme d’Or in 2025 at the 78th Cannes Film Festival and was nominated for two Oscars this year for Best International Feature Film and Best Original Screenplay for Jafar Panahi who also directed and co-produced.

The film starts out with a man (Ebrahim Azizi) who has a prosthetic leg driving a small car through Iran with his wife (Afssaneh Najmabadi) and young daughter (Delnaz Najafi). The daughter wants to listen to modern music, but there is danger in doing so. While out in the desert they perchance hit a dog and must stop at a garage to have the car looked at.

When they do, a mechanic named Vahid (Vahid Mobasseri) thinks the man has an eerily familiar walk, due to the man’s prosthetic leg. He believes he may be Eghbal, the sadistic jailer they nicknamed “peg leg” who tortured him when he was a political prisoner. He follows the man and kidnaps him and takes him out to the desert to bury him alive. However, he finds himself unsure if he has kidnapped the right man.

He renders the man unconscious and goes to find some of his fellow political prisoners to see if they can identify the man who tortured them. He goes to Salar (Georges Hashemzadeh) who runs a bookshop, but he tells Vahid he is going down a dangerous path. However, Salar sends him to talk to a female photographer named Shiva (Mariam Afshari) who is taking wedding pictures of a bride Goli (Hadis Pakbaten) who was also tortured by Eghbal and her groom Ali (Majid Panahi). Shiva is reluctant but Goli is determined to see if this is the right man. Ali reluctantly goes along. The two women look at the man in the back of Vahid’s van but because they were blindfolded so much of the time during their incarceration, they too are not entirely sure.

Shiva says they must get in touch with her former partner Hamid (Mohamad Ali Elyasmehr) a hotheaded loose cannon who is more than happy to kill the man in the back of the van.

Beep Beep Zip Bang

September 3, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good afternoon. It is I Gigi the parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. Last week my novelist and I did something we have never done before. We went to the famous Twede’s Café in Snoqualmie Falls. The café is famously known as the RR Diner featured in the television show Twin Peaks. The show used both the interior and the exterior for scenes. I do not know how they got a film crew in there as it is narrow, but they indeed managed it. The booths, however, are large and comfortable.

We did have to get on a waiting list even though we went mid-week. So, we do recommend if you visit the place to plan accordingly. Our wait time was about twenty minutes. My novelist ordered a Garden Salad which is generous and a coffee with cream and sugar. I ordered a side of bacon. For dessert, we both enjoyed a slice of their famous Cherry pie. We both agree the pie is outstanding. We took pictures so you could get an idea of what the restaruant looks like. The place is very much like a mid-twentieth century diner. And they do sell magnets and stickers if you would like souvenirs. Unfortunatley, we were so excited about the pie we ate it before we could take a picture.

However, we purchased our Twin Peaks souvenirs from a couple of stores down at DT Vintage & More. We strongly recommend stopping here as well. They have a section of the store dedicated to Twin Peaks merchandise done by local artists. They have pins, earrings, metal signs, coasters, mugs, T-shirts, tote bags and more. My novelist and I were impressed, and the prices were very reasonable. So, if you do visit the restaurant, make sure you also visit that store as well. There is also a great looking little bakery next to DT Vintage and More.

We also took in a matinee of Coyote Vs Acme early this week. If you watch the trailers for the other animated movies out there (the new Shaun, the Sheep movie excluded) this one is a breath of fresh air. Most of the new films look like a hot mess. We believe Coyote Vs Acme, though part animation and part live action should be eligible for an Oscar nomination for Best Animated Film despite not having the film be 75% animation. This is a stupid rule. Not only should it be eligible for the nomination for being a smart entertaining movie, but also because of the ridiculous journey it had to take to get to the big screen.

Warner Bros. might just be the stupidest Hollywood studio on the planet. How can you own Looney Tunes and not figure out how to make money with them? Warner Bros. even had their own brick and mortar stores at one time which were outstanding and successful. Better designed than the Disney Stores. And yet AOL, run by mentally inept turnips, could not figure out how valuable they were and sold them all off.

Paramount, who now unfortunately owns Warner Bros., also run by mentally compromised cabbage heads, did not think that they should merchandise the film. If you go to Warner Bros. store online, there is no Coyote vs Acme merchandise you can purchase. None. Zilch. Nada. When we attended the theatre, my novelist wore a Tweety shirt, Roadrunner Earrings, and a Wile E. Coyote necklace. All of whom are in the film. We saw someone else in a Wile E. Coyote T-shirt. But none of this licensed merchandise came from the now Warner Bros. online store because they did not sell any. What a bunch of maroons! If a small town with a restaurant that was in a once popular television show can figure out how to merchandise, how come a big corporation is too stupid to figure out how to do the same thing?

The only intelligent party here is Ketchup Entertainment who bought the movie for fifty million dollars and released it. They should receive an Oscar for merely having common sense, sadly a rare trait these days in Hollywood and quite frankly everywhere else as well. If you get a chance, go see Coyote vs Acme. It is worth the ticket. Until next week, I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

**STREAM OF THE WEEK: 9 TO 5 (1980)-AMAZON PRIME, NETFLIX, HULU**

In honor of Dolly Parton, our Stream of the Week is this terrific women’s liberation comedy for which she received an Academy Award Nomination for Best Original Song. The film was directed by Colin Higgins who co-wrote the smart and funny WGA nominated original script with Patricia Resnick. The movie was later made into a 2009 Broadway Musical for which Dolly Parton wrote several new songs, and AFI rightly named the movie one of the 100 Best Comedies of All Time.

The story takes place in an unnamed city in California, where recently divorced Judy Bernly (well-played by Jane Fonda) who has spent most of her adult life as a homemaker, gets her first job as a secretary for the company Consolidated Companies. There she meets the smart and witty senior supervisor Violet Newstead (wryly played by Lilly Tomlin) who shows her around the rat race. They both work for sexist, bigoted all-around narcissist, Vice President Franklin Hart (Dabney Coleman who drolly steals just about every scene). Violet warns Judy about Hart’s bootlicker mole Roz (Elizabeth Wilson), and Hart’s cheery sexy secretary Doralee Rhodes (Dolly Parton in her breakout performance) whom the whole office believes is having an affair with Hart.

Hart often calls on Violet to do his bidding when Doralee is out of the office, a job which Violet tolerates because she is up for a promotion after working at the company for twelve years. But when Hart gives the promotion to the less-qualified Bob Enright, things begin to unravel. Hart viciously chews Judy out for a mishap with the copier and Violet and Judy find Doralee has not been having an affair with Hart but instead has been the victim of his constant sexual harassment. The three women meet at the nearby Charlie’s Bar and gleefully share their Hart revenge fantasies. But their seemingly innocent conversation takes an unexpected turn when Violet is asked to do one too many errands for her unappreciative boss.

Rounding out the cast is Sterling Hayden as board member Tinsworthy and Marian Mercer as Harts unsuspecting wife Missy Hart.

Epidog

August 27, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good afternoon. It is I Gigi the parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. Much has gone back to normal since last week’s apex. Artemis is delighted to be reunited with her sister Demeter. The two Persian cats have celebrated their reunion by cozying up on their climbing apparatus, each on their own tier. The twin Dachshunds Titus and Tyler have been chasing each other around in their front lawn, Charlotte has settled into reading the complete works of Shakespeare, Madeline and Edison meet at each other’s houses for a rousing game of checkers, Ruffles is working on getting his official driver’s license, and Bernard, Belle and I have gone back to having tea in the afternoons.

I had no idea how exhausted I was after all that kafuffle. But I am delighted to have everything back to normal before the summer is over. We are planning an Afternoon Tea celebration and in addition to our usual motley crew we are also inviting Sergio the Squirrel for his brave exploits in getting us the blueprints for the evil man’s house. And of course, our villain turned hero Crispin the Coyote and his coyote friends. They have promised to only eat cucumber sandwiches, scones and cakes and not the guests.

Unfortunately, my novelist took me in for a grooming and although I once again look spectacular the experience was torturous. But the result is stunning and I will look amazing at the soiree. I may even wear ribbons on my ears and my rhinestone collar around my neck. Not the diamond one I dream of, mind you, but a sparkly piece just the same. I was also delighted that yesterday was International Dog Day. The cats were sweet enough to gift me with a brand-new SPOT Skinneeez Dog Toy. These are of course my favorites. They said it was the least they could do since I spearheaded their rescues.

My novelist is glad to have me back to my usual self. She was quite concerned about my comings and goings during the whole ordeal. She wants me to return my focus to writing stories. I tried to tell her my adventure was indeed a story, but she dismissed the whole matter. She is, however, being gracious enough to take me to the Coyote vs Acme movie next week. And I do adore popcorn.

I think we have all learned to be a bit more vigilant in the neighborhood because of the kidnappings and have all promised to go out in pairs from now on. Apparently, one can never be too cautious. We have all had our owners (and novelists) purchase us whistles to take with us should we ever find ourselves in the company of nefarious creatures be they human or animal.

I do believe that wraps up the whole saga. But you never know when another rousing adventure might take place. I thank you all for being patient with me during this tense and tumultuous time. And thus, until next time, I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

BEST OF THE EMMY NOMINATIONS

PLURIBUS (2026)-APPLE TV+

Of all the shows nominated for the Emmy this year, this one is the crème de la crème. And this best of breed sci-fi drama comes from none other than the best guy working in the television industry today, Vince Gilligan. When I saw the first episode, I was a bit iffy. My thought was, yet another end of the world story. But on further watch, Pluribus is anything but ordinary and easily the most original show on television right now.

Oddly, the most fascinating part of Pluribus is how some audience members cannot tell who the villain is until the last episode of the season…if they can even do it by then. To me, the identity of the villain was quite clear from the beginning but to others apparently it was not so cut and dry. Maybe this is a sly societal statement from our resident INFP about the present state of our world. Or perhaps it is merely an observation about the way people have always been.

The show is like a Milgram Obedience Experiment and a Stanford Prison Experiment rolled into one. I’m not certain if it is personality type, generational placement or exactly what it is that causes confusion around what is sinister and what is not in the show’s world. But it’s concerning to me that this confusion exists. Regardless, I am not going to give away any clues so that if you have never watched this mini masterpiece before, you can decide for yourself.

Pluribus received a whopping eighteen Emmy nominations including Outstanding Drama Series, Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series, Outstanding Casting for a Drama Series, Outstanding Cinematography for a Series (One Hour), Outstanding Original Main Title Theme Music, Outstanding Music Composition for a Series (Original Dramatic Score), Outstanding Music Supervision, Outstanding Picture Editing for a Drama Series, Outstanding Production Design for a Narrative Contemporary Program, Outstanding Sound Mixing for a Comedy or Drama Series (One Hour), Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series, Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series, Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series, Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series, and Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series.

Carol Sturka (Rhea Seahorn in a brilliant Emmy nominated best of the year performance) is a highly successful misanthropic, alcoholic romance fantasy writer. Helen (Emmy nominee Miriam Shor) is her beloved spouse and manager. Carol dreams of writing the great American novel one day and give up her day job for good. After flying home from Houston to Albuquerque, the two women head out that evening to Silver Jack’s Saloon. Because of Carol’s drinking their SUV has a breathalyzer that must be blown into to start the car. As Helen doesn’t drink, she drives them to the bar and has a Coke while Carol sips on a Manhattan. After Carol finishes her drink, they go outside to smoke and look at the responses of the fans to Carol’s new book. While outside, Carol gazes up to see a group of planes

Gigi’s Seasonal Post: Back to School Preview Part 4

August 23, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Usually, Gigi and I only post on Thursdays. But we have started doing an Annual Back to School shopping post in July and August which we have touched on in the past couple of years. First, a few things:

We believe financial literacy should be taught in schools so that everyone can make the best decisions on their purchases and investments.

We are not influencers. We are writers.

We do not receive money or any other compensation for our selections.

We ourselves have purchased multiple items from the establishments we list.

We see the value in purchasing quality clothes and accessories that will last and not fall apart and are made of natural materials with a few occasional non-natural exceptions.

We hate seeing students getting ripped off.

We believe in getting the best possible deal for the best possible items.

For this special post Gigi and I wanted to feature another sale which started this week we think is one of the best of the summer and it is France Luxe’s Sale on Sale. This is a fantastic site that sells high-quality hair accessories made in France and the L. Erickson line with some of their items made in Germany, especially the Swarovski® Crystal pieces.

This sale takes another 50% off France Luxe and L. Erickson sale items (discount automatically applied at checkout) and it usually happens twice a year: once in August and once in December. The selection is generous including hair bands, hair ties, barrettes, head bands, hair pins, hair spinners, combs, and even some jewelry. There is also a variety of colors to choose from. The sale just started this week and if you need hair accessories this is the very best time to pick some up. Please note for every 3 items you buy, you recieve one free mystery item. So, for instance, if you purchase 3 items you get a free item. If you purchase six items, you get a second mystery free item and so on. Gigi and I received a variety of different free items over time when we shopped there. Shipping is free if you purchase $50 or more.

France Luxe recently won a 2026 Cosmopolitan Magazine Holy Grail Beauty Award for their L. Erickson Grab & Go Pony Holders which are superb.

The Coyote Makes a Phone Call

August 20, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good afternoon. Gigi the Parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. Crispin and his cohorts had pounced upon the original catnapper who had kidnapped our beloved Demeter, and later Madeline and Edison. The woman in the silk camo dress and the woman in the olive trench coat stood stunned and terrified as two of the coyotes turned towards them and advanced.

“Gigi,” Bernard D. Bunny said hopping up to me, “I think the man in the Hummer might be getting out.”

“That evil dung beetle,” I cursed. “We must stop him.”

“I think he might have a baseball bat as well.”

“But of course he does. Ruffles, back up the van.”

“Back up the van,” Ruffles said. “Back up the van.”

Ruffles began backing up the van as the man with tattoos stepped out of his monstrosity and began tromping towards the coyotes. The man was stunned to see the van backing up towards him and he jumped back.

One of the coyotes pounced on the woman in the silk dress and another pounced on the woman in the olive trench coat knocking them both to the ground.

“Get off me, cur,” the woman in the olive trench coat yelled

The woman in the silk camo dress screamed and appeared most displeased to have a coyote standing on her chest. At that exact moment I realized I had forgotten to lock the passenger’s side door, because the man with the tattoos flung it open and grabbed me.

“Gigi!” I heard everyone in the van scream as the brutal beast began hauling me over to the Hummer.

“Gigi, Gigi!” I heard the twin dachshunds howling in unison.

Terror coursed through my arteries as the villain’s wretched breath heaved down upon my beautiful curls. My heart palpitated as it never has before. I despise being held and to be held by such a dreadful ghoul as this was enough to make me bite…which I did.

The tattooed man was most displeased by my behavior. He pulled his wounded hand away, stunned. It would have been a great moment of glory for me, had he not swatted me on the nose. I did not take kindly to this. I snarled and went to bite him again, when he pulled out a squirt gun and sprayed me in the face. I was shocked, wet, and upset. I tried to bite him again and water went up my nose. I snorted and wheezed. Suddenly, I was being shoved into a dreaded dog carrier. Or in this case a cat carrier. I flung my paws out and pressed them against the sides of the entrance to stop myself from being pushed inside. I barked a shrill ear-piercing bark, but it was to no avail. The man plucked my paws off the sides of the carrier, pushed me into the cavernous trap, and locked the door.

In the distance, I heard police sirens going off. I could tell they were getting nearer. Tattoo man climbed into his vehicle and started the engine. I barked wildly and chewed on the plastic bars of my cage. The man backed up the Hummer. I could still hear the desperate mews and barks of my beloved friends crying out for me. The man whipped the Hummer backwards, threw the vehicle into drive when all at once he was blocked in by police cars in front of him and in back.

Officers disembarked their prowlers, pointed guns at him and shouted, “Get out of the car with your hands up!”

Tattoo man turned off the engine and shook his head. He climbed out of the Hummer, dropped to his knees and held his hands up. Within moments, the police had zip ties around his wrists. Crispin’s fellow coyotes stepped off the two women, and they too had zip ties swiftly applied to their wrists. Crispin stepped off the original catnapper, trotted past the officers and over to the Hummer where I was still incarcerated in the cat carrier.

“See,” he said as he peered into the wretched cage at me with a smug grin, “I was right. I called the police.”

Until next week, I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

BEST OF THE EMMY NOMINATIONS

SPIDER-NOIR (2026)-AMAZON PRIME

For the second week of the best of the Emmy Nominations, I’ve selected this fantastic entertaining spin on Spiderman. The show has received a total of eleven nominations for Outstanding Production Design, Outstanding Cinematography for a Series (One Hour), Outstanding Title Design, Outstanding Music Composition for a Series (Original Dramatic Score), Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics, Outstanding Sound Editing for a Comedy or Drama Series (One Hour), Outstanding Sound Mixing for a Comedy or Drama Series (One Hour), Outstanding Special Visual Effects in a Single Episode, Outstanding Stunt Coordination for Comedy Programming, and Outstanding Stunt Performance. One unique element of the show is it can be watched either in color or black and white. I chose black and white, which looks fantastic.

The show is based on the Spider-Man Noir comic book series which was originally released in February 2009. The story, set in the 1930’s in Manhattan, follows a middle-aged WWI veteran, now private detective, named Ben Reilly (Nicholas Cage who should have received an Outstanding Actor in a Drama Emmy nod). Ben has a drinking problem intensified by the fact that he believes himself responsible for the death of his beloved fiancée Ruby Williams (Amanda Schull) five years prior. He used to be The Spider, the city’s hero but after Ruby’s death he put his mask away. He now works with his long-time secretary Janet Ruiz (Karen Rodriguez who also deserved a Supporting Actress nomination) and occasionally relies on the assistance of his buddy Joseph “Robbie” Robertson (Lamorne Morris) a hard-working freelance journalist.

One day, Ben is hired by a man named Carmedy to investigate his wife, a nightclub singer named Cat Hardy (well-acted by Li Jun Li) for infidelity. But upon digging deeper, Ben finds Cat is not married to Carmedy, and she has some strange involvement with the mayor of Manhattan. He takes pictures of her and the mayor and decides to go to her with the negatives.

In addition, he’s been hired by a man named Winston (Lucas Haas) to hunt down a man named Addison (Jack Mikesell) whom Winston believes burned down the house of his employer, the highly powerful crime boss Silvermane (Brendan Gleeson who also deserved an Emmy nomination). Ben finds out Winston also hired another private eye named Donegal (Cameron Britton) to locate Addison.

One night both Ben and Donegal trail Addison to the Standard Oil Company. Donegal gets there first and Ben hangs back in the shadows. When Donegal tries to approach Addison, Addison shows he can self-ignite himself into flames. He tries to burn up Donegal, but Donegal shoots and kills him causing the highly flammable Standard Oil location to catch fire. Donegal and Ben both get out on time. Ben later goes to the nightclub where Cat performs in hopes of blackmailing her for the negatives only to find out there may be more men like Addison and him self with special powers.

Rounding out the cast are Cary Christopher as Frankie, a wisecracking orphan and Joe Massigal, Scott MacArthur and Jack Huston as Silvermane’s henchmen.

Five Growling Coyotes

August 14, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good evening. It is I Gigi the parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. Charlotte and Ruffles opened the pod bay doors, and rolled the woman in the silk camo dress and the woman in the olive trench coat out of the van.

“Hurry, Ruffles,” I said. “You must take over driving the van!”

Bernard D. Bunny hopped off the driver’s seat, and his little sister Belle and Bruiser, the Jack Russel Terrier hopped off the peddles. Ruffles slid back into the driver’s seat ready for action. I hopped over to the passenger side and watched as Crispin Z. Coyote prowled forwards.

“Block the Hummer!” I told Ruffles.

“But he might hit my owner’s van.”

“Block him!”

The Hummer’s engine revved and as it tried to lurch, Ruffles inched the van forwards and parked in front of him. Crispin continued towards the two horrible women. A light went on in the yellow house of the original catnapper.

“Help!” the woman in the olive trench coat screamed at the house.

The porch light went on and the original catnapper came tromping out onto the porch sporting a sleeveless t-shirt and brandishing a baseball bat.

I put my paw on the button and lowered the passenger window. “Crispin, he’s got a bat!”

Suddenly, four other coyotes emerged from behind Crispin, ears lowered, teeth bared. The catnapper in the sleeveless t-shirt who had just begun advancing on Crispin halted in his tracks. The woman in the silk camo who struggled to her feet weaved as if she were about to faint.

“What do we do?” Ruffles asked. “What do we do?”

“Tattoo man is going to ram us with his Hummer,” Charlotte said, terror in her voice.

“This is a job for the cats,” I said. “Artemis, Demeter, Madeline, Edison, you know what to do.”

The cats all licked their paws and nodded. “Charlotte, open the pod bay doors again!”

Charlotte pulled open the van door and the cats strutted out in a line. They all marched over to the Hummer, and each sat beside one of the wheels. They all clawed, poke, and scratched the tires with their claws as rapidly as if they were knife-wielding fiends. Satisfied with their work, they all strutted back to the van; Charlotte slid open the door and they all hopped inside.

“Ruffles, hold your ground,” I told him.

Ruffles looked at the Hummer panting and shivering as the owner of the oversized garish vehicle revved the engine. He attempted to lurch into us…and then the tires sunk to the ground with a whump, planting him in place.

“Crispin,” I called out the window. “All is clear. Go to work on these evil monsters!”

The five coyotes arose from their haunches and advanced towards the catnapper with the bat, the woman in the silk camo dress and the woman in the olive trench coat. The woman in the olive trench coat let out a wild scream as two of the coyotes pounced upon the catnapper with the bat, knocking him down sending his weapon rolling across the asphalt and down the hill.

Until next week, I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

BEST OF THE EMMY NOMINATIONS

**STREAM OF THE WEEK: MARGO’S GOT MONEY TROUBLES (2026)-APPLE TV**

For the next three weeks I thought I would point out some of the cream of the crop of the shows nominated for Emmys. First up is this raunchy dramady from producer David E. Kelly. And I do mean raunchy. This comedy/drama receives an MA rating and is not for kids.

The show is based on the novel of the same name by Rufi Thorpe starring an all-star cast who deliver fantastic performances. Most notably is Elle Fanning who literally puts everything out there for the role. The show is nominated for a total of 8 Prime Time Emmys which include Outstanding Contemporary Costumes for a Series, Outstanding Contemporary Hairstyling, Outstanding Contemporary Makeup (Non-Prosthetic), Outstanding Cinematography for a Series (One Hour) for Tari Segal, Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for Michelle Pfeiffer, Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for Nick Offerman, Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series for Elle Fanning, and Outstanding Comedy Series.

The story is about a college freshman named Margo Millet (Elle Fanning), an English major hopeful who dreams of becoming a great novelist. Into her life enters youngish English professor Mark Gable (Michael Angarano). He tells her how much he adores her writing and talent and soon woos her into an affair, despite being a married man with two young children. Not long after the affair begins, Margo realizes she is pregnant. She tells her other three female roommates and after the baby is born, two of them decide they cannot take having a newborn around. This leaves only one roommate, the plucky Susie (Thaddea Graham) who loves professional wrestling, is into cosplay, and creates her own costumes. The exit of the other two roommates doubles their rent, and Margo is forced to raise money.

Margo’s mother Shyanne Millet (Michelle Pfeiffer) is livid to find out her promising young daughter has wound up in the same situation she did when she was Margo’s age. Not to mention it puts a huge damper on her upcoming marriage to a kind-hearted pastor named Kenny (Greg Kinnear).

Elsewhere, Margo’s biological father Jinx Millet (Nick Offerman), an ex-professional wrestler who has just got out of rehab finally receives a letter from his daughter she sent when she was still pregnant telling him about her plight. Stunned and wanting to repair his horrible job as a father, he finds himself a motorcycle and heads on route to help raise his new grandchild.

Rounding out the cast are Nichole Kidman as Lace, a professional wrestler turned attorney and Marcia Gay Harden as Elizabeth Gable, Professor Mark Gables manipulative and overbearing mother.

Open the Pod Bay Doors

August 7, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good afternoon. Gigi the Parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. Bernard D. Bunny pulled the van up to Chrispin’s abode, which was essentially the wooded area by the curb of the cul de sac where the van was parked before.

He calmly strolled up to the passenger’s side of the van where I was sitting. As he approached, I cautiously rolled down the window. He sat on his haunches and asked, “Where are the catnappers?”

“In the van”, I barked.

“You going to open the door?”

I narrowed my eyes. “Perhaps.” I turned to Bernard and said, “Crispin wants us to open the door.”

“Not a chance,” Bernard said. “He’s a bloodthirsty predator.”

“Which is why we drove the catnappers here to be delt with.”

“How are we going to get the catnappers out of the van if we don’t open the door?”

“A fair question.”

Bernard pointed his paw forward. “We could tell Crispin to stand way over there at the edge of the cul de sac and then we could have Charlotte and Ruffles slide open the side door, push the catnappers out and then slam the door back shut.”

“Good idea. Let me tell Charlotte and Ruffles the plan.” I hurried back to Charlotte and whispered the idea to her.

“I will be ready when you are,” she said.

Then I hopped over to Ruffles and told him the plan as well. “I can do that,” he said. “I can do that.”

“Fantastic,” I said and then hurried back to Bernard. “Let’s tell Crispin to move back to the edge of the cul de sac and we’ll open the door and roll them out and shut the door.”

“What are you doing?” the woman in the olive raincoat said.

“We’ve taken you back to where you started,” I said.

“This isn’t the parking lot.”

I ignored her and ran back to the passenger seat. “Crispin?”

“Yes,” Crispin said.

“I need you to go over to the opposite side of the cul de sac and we’ll open the door and roll them out.”

“Why should I do that?”

“You’re a blood thirsty predator.”

“I take offence to that.”

“I apologize but you need to see it from our point of view.”

He shrugged, lifted his paw and studied his claws. “Where’s my toy?”

“Don’t worry, I have your toy. My novelist got me a new one and I will bring it to you. And just remember, we don’t want you to attack we just want you to terrify.”

“Terrifying is my thing.”

“Great.”

“Which stuffed toy is it?”

“What?”

“Which stuffed toy is it?”

“A leopard.”

“Awesome.”

Crispin rose and began walking over to the other side of the cul de sac when a pair of headlights pulled in behind the van. Bernard looked in the rearview mirror and motioned for me to come back to the front. “It’s the man with the shaved head and tattoos,” he told me.

I looked up in the rearview mirror. The man turned off his headlights and started to dismount the garish orange Hummer. “Our plan remains the same. Let’s do it.”

“What about Crispin? He can’t take on all three of them.”

“I thought you said he was a blood thirsty predator.”

“He is but he’s still on our side.”

“You have a point. Let’s stick with the plan but not leave. If Crispin needs help, we still have the van.”

“Can’t the man just hop back in the Hummer and mow us over?”

“Belle, I have a job for you.”

“Okay,” Belle said meekly.

“I want you to hop up here on the dash and watch the man with the shaved head and tattoos. If he heads back to the Hummer, I need you to jump on the horn.”

“I can do that.”

“Good. Now we have an alarm system. Bernard, get ready.”

“Okay,” Bernard said.

“Charlotte, Ruffles, open the Pod Bay doors!”

Until next week, I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

STREAM OF THE WEEK: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY (1966)-AMAZON PRIME, PLUTO, ROKU, TUBI

It’s hard to believe that one of the greatest westerns ever made was not nominated for a single Oscar. To be fair, it was a tough year with In the Heat of the Night, Bonnie and Clyde, The Graduate, Cool Hand Luke and Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner all nominated in the same year. Yet, there was still plenty of room for this incredible never a dull moment classic to take its place at the table.

If you ask your parents, or maybe grandparents, they will tell you before video, DVD, Tivo, and the Internet, every May for five days straight was Clint Eastwood Week. This meant every night, Monday thru Friday at 8:00 pm sharp you needed to be in your chair in front of the television ready to watch one of five great films starring a thirtysomething man who would become a movie star, composer, and four-time Oscar winner twice for director and twice for producer. And the zenith of all the cinema for that short run was this timeless western classic about three anti-heroes in search of buried gold.

The film was directed by the incredibly talented Sergio Leoni who is the mind behind the first two films about the Man with No Name. The story takes place during the Civil War where two outlaw drifters run a scam to collect bounty money. Tuco (Eli Wallach who should have been nominated for an Oscar for his landmark performance) is wanted…for a lot of crimes: murder, armed robbery, theft of sacred objects, kidnapping, rape, statutory rape, counterfeiting and passing counterfeit money, bigamy, desertion, inciting prostitution, receiving and selling stolen goods, using marked cards and loaded dice, highway robbery, cattle rustling, derailing a train to rob passengers, hiring himself out as a wagon train guide and deserting, misrepresenting himself as a Mexican general, intention to sell fugitive slaves, illegal postal pickup, assaulting a Justice of the Peace, and vandalism and arson in places of high authority.

Tuco (the ugly) is captured by the Man with No Name (the good) which Tuco refers to as Blondie (Clint Eastwood in his iconic role) and drug into the nearest town. The town then pays Blondie the bounty, and Tuco is put on a horse with his hands tied behind his back and a noose around his neck. When they are about to set the horse free, Blondie, an excellent marksman, shoots the rope sending the horse running with Tuco free on its back. These two have been pulling this con for a while.

In the meantime, a man dressed all in black (the bad) named Sentenza aka Angel Eyes (played with gleeful villainy by Lee Van Cleef), a gun for hire, hunts down a man family man named Stevens (Antonio Casas). Stevens, a former Confederate soldier knows the whereabouts of a man named Bill Carson (Antonio Casale) who knows where $200,000 is hidden. As Angel Eyes hunts for Bill Carson, Tuco and Blondie find themselves at odds with each other and in a moment of sheer luck stumble into knowledge about where the $200,000 might be.

Calling Crispin

July 30, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good afternoon. It is I Gigi the parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. Bernard D. Bunny drove the van out of the restaurant parking lot with his little sister Belle working the peddles. Ruffles had the woman in the silk camo dress pinned down to the floor while Charlotte had the woman in the olive trench coat pinned down to the floor as well. The cats circled all around our vile villain to make sure she did not get up any time soon.

“Who is Crispin?” the woman in the silk camo dress demanded.

“You will find out soon enough,” I barked at her.

Bernard flew around the corner, over the bridge, and plowed down the hill with Belle working the peddles. “We could use a little help,” he said.

I turned and told Bruiser the Jack Russell Terrier to help Belle with the peddles.

Bruiser leaped over and took over on the break as Belle continued to man the gas pedal.

The woman in the olive trench coat attempted to get up and all the cats leaned in and hissed at her like cobras. The woman relented but shouted, “We have a right to know who Crispin is!”

Demeter had a right to walk down the sidewalk of her neighborhood without getting kidnapped by a black market catnapper too, I shouted back. Shut your mouth and do not yell at me again!

“Poodles,” she said. “The vilest of all dog breeds.” The twin dachshunds hurried over and began licking her face. “Stop that! Stop that I say!”

I took out my cellphone and dialed 411. “Information,” the woman on the other end said.

I need the number for Crispin Z. Coyote.

“Just a moment, please.”

“Crispin has a cell phone?” Madeline the British Shorthair asked.

Doesn’t everyone?

“My owner won’t let me have one. She’s afraid I’ll become a screen addict.”

“I have the number for you,” Information said over the telephone. She told me the number and I dialed Crispin.

“Who is this?” Crispin answered with a snarl.

This is Gigi the parti poodle.

“Who?”

The toy poodle from earlier this evening. The one in the van.

“I didn’t think we’d cross paths again so soon, curly.”

Be that as it may, I have a couple of catnappers who need a comeuppance.

“What’s it to me?”

You are one of the animals in the neighborhood. This concerns you too.

“Uh…no. I’m a wild animal, see. A loaner to boot. I’m not some pampered indoor pet.”

Neither are Bernard D. Bunny and his little sister Belle.

“Who?”

The rabbits you were chasing when you came across our van.

“Oh yeah, them. So, what?”

They are driving the van as we speak.

“Why?”

We have the catnappers in custody.

“In custody?”

Yes. And we want you to reprimand them.

“Why don’t you just call the police?”

We believe this matter should be handled by those of the resident animal kingdom.

“You never included me before in your resident animal kingdom. Why should I help you now?”

In exchange for your efforts, you will receive a proper bath.

“A…bath?”

Yes.

“I’m listening.”

A bath and…a chewy toy.

“A chewy toy. I wouldn’t mind a chewy toy.”

We will see you in fifteen minutes.

“I always wanted a chewy toy.”

Until next week, dear readers. I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

**STREAM OF THE WEEK: PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)-AMAZON PRIME**

The biggest head scratcher about this week’s pick is that it wasn’t released in the fall. Clearly, this is an Oscar contender for several categories including Best Picture. Clearly the script, the performances, the direction, the cinematography, the sets, the editing, and the fantastic special effects are all tip top. It has an 8.2 at IMDB and a 95% positive at Rotten Tomatoes. The Martian, from the same novelist, was released on October 2, 2015, and frankly, I thought this was a better film. I saw it on streaming and can’t imagine how fantastic it must have looked on the big screen. So, it is a bit of a conundrum as to why this movie was released on March 20th. That isn’t even a summer blockbuster release date. What were they thinking? Seriously, what were they thinking? Hollywood never fails to baffle me with their inability to tell brilliant from mediocre and their constant barrage of peculiar decisions.

That said, if you haven’t guessed already, this is an excellent sci-fi film. And coming in at two hours and thirty-six minutes it never has a dull moment. It’s at once charming, heartbreaking entertaining, intelligent, and tense. It was masterfully co-directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, with a great script by Drew Goddard from the book of the same name by sci-fi darling Andy Weir, cinematography by Greig Fraser, editing by Joel Negron, and production design by Charles Wood.

The story is about Ryland Grace (brilliantly played by Ryan Gossling), a middle school teacher who was once a brilliant molecular biologist. His paper on speculative astrobiology has caught the attention of Eva Stratt (well-played by Sandra Hüller) who heads up the Petrova Taskforce. It has been discovered that there is a “Petrova line” or rather a line from the Sun to Venus which is filled with infrared light called “astrophage” which is essentially destroying the Sun. This will cause a massive world-wide cooling of the Earth within thirty years. In fact, the same situation is happening to all the nearby solar systems to earth…save one. A place called the Tau Ceti system. Eva enlists Ryland to work on the team of scientists who will send a small group of astronauts to the Tau Ceti system to figure out why this is the only one that is immune. Unfortunately, it is a suicide mission in that Earth will only have enough fuel to send them out and only enough fuel for their messages to return.

Ryland is only supposed to assist the other scientists in the planning of the mission. But when an unexpected event leaves key members of the crew dead, Stratt decides Ryland is the only one left who can take their place. Ryland wakes up out of a coma to find he is the only one who survived out of the three people on board the ship and is left on his own to try and save Earth…that is until he comes across an unexpected alien named Rocky (wonderfully voiced by James Ortiz).

Gigi’s Seasonal Post: Back to School Preview Part 3

July 28, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Usually, Gigi and I only post on Thursdays. But we have started doing an Annual Back to School shopping post in July which we have touched on in the past couple of years. First, a few things:

We believe financial literacy should be taught in schools so that everyone can make the best decisions on their purchases and investments.

We are not influencers. We are writers.

We do not receive money or any other compensation for our selections.

We ourselves have purchased mulitple items from the establishments we list.

We see the value in purchasing quality clothes and accessories that will last and not fall apart and are made of natural materials with a few occasional non-natural exceptions.

We hate seeing students getting ripped off.

We believe in getting the best possible deal for the best possible items.

For this special post Gigi and I wanted to feature another sale we think is one of the best summer sales and that is the James Avery Free Bracelet Sale. James Avery is out of Texas, and they make excellent high quality sterling silver and gold charms, bracelets, anklets, earrings and rings in their studios in Texas in the USA. The craftsman ship is top notch. I would put them just one tier below Tiffany’s in quality. They are really that good. Once a year they run a promotion where you purchase two of their charms and get a Free Charm Bracelet. You can also choose a Free Charm Ring or a Free Charm Holder Necklace or a Free Anklet and this year they also have a chain necklace. You can choose to have them attach the charms to the bracelet, ring, charm holder etc. of the choices they provide or purchase the bracelet, ring, charm holder, etc. unattached. There is no extra charge for them attaching the charm. I will say many of the bracelets look fantastic on their own. I really like wearing them. They are amongst my favorite bracelets I own.

Some of the jewelry is very Texas centric while most of it is not. They have charms from categories like hearts, crosses, animals, flowers, initials, sports, school, nature, professions, art glass, travel, nature, and enameled charms. All their charms are either solid sterling silver or solid gold. Some have bronze work on them. All their jewelry is incredibly sturdy and built to last a lifetime and the rings on the charms are shouldered so they do not fall off.

I have been purchasing jewelry from them for several years now and I have never, disappointed. The price of the charms correlates with the size and the type of metal. If you want a piece of jewelry that will quite literally last a lifetime and you have been saving up for something special for going back to school, I strongly recommend their pieces. Although Gigi is still hoping for them to make a poodle charm. They do make other dog charms, just no poodles. The sale is going on now until Monday, August 3^rd. We will keep you posted for a couple more back to school sales we think are frugal and worth the money soon.

Places, Everyone! Places!

July 23, 2026 ~ gigicatchesair ~ Leave a comment

Good afternoon. It is I Gigi the parti poodle here to introduce this week’s…alright, places everyone! Places!

“I can’t remember where I was last time. I can’t remember where I was.”

Calm down, Ruffles. You had just knocked the woman in the silk camo dress to the floor and commenced to stand on top of her as the cats surrounded her and growled.

“Oh, yes. That’s right. Yes, that’s right.”

“I have no intention of being knocked to the floor again. I’ll just lie down on the van floor.”

That works just fine, woman in the camo dress. Alright, Charlotte. Are you ready?

“Just a second. I need to get into character.”

“You’ve had two weeks to get back into character.”

“Oh, do shut up would you, Bruiser.”

“Just because you studied method acting, Charlotte, it doesn’t give you the right to judge the rest of us.”

“Can we just get this over with, little dog? I came out of retirement to play this part.”

“Tell me, woman in the olive trench coat, were you a method actor?”

“What’s your name again, little dog?”

“Bruiser.”

“Well, Bruiser, I’ve studied several types of acting methods: the Stanislavsky System, the Meisner Technique, the Adler Technique, the Chekhov Technique, and practical techniques from David Mammet and William H. Macy.”

“I suppose you think that makes you special.”

“Yes, actually, I do.”

“Gigi, what do you mean by “the cats surrounded her and growled”? I find that vague. I feel like I need better motivation here.”

It means exactly what it says, Demeter. You, your sister Artemis, Madeline, and Edison surround the woman in the olive trench coat who is trying to buy cats on the black market. Together you want to show her you are mad, and you mean business.

“There are many ways a cat can convey that they mean business. We can flatten our ears, we can puff our tails, we can flick or thump our tails on the ground. I feel we need a bit more direction here.”

“I agree with my sister, Demeter. We have other options here.”

Alright, Artemis. Fine. You can growl, hiss, and do all those things. Whatever feels natural to you.

“I want to say for the record I was already flattening my ears when I growled.”

Thank you for your fortitude, Madeline. If you’re growling as well as flattening your ears or any other cat gestures, I am fine with it.

“What if I decide I want to reach out and scratch the woman in the olive trench coat?”

That is not an acceptable motivation, Edison. You might end up scratching Charlotte instead.

“I refuse to get scratched. If you scratch me…”

No one is going to scratch you, Charlotte. That’s why we’ve done all the blocking.

“Gigi, why don’t I have any lines?”

I’m sorry, Belle. I will look over the script and see if I can write a couple of lines for you.

“Thank you, Gigi. I appreciate you looking out for my little sister.”

You’re welcome, Bernard. Are we all ready now?

“Yes!”

Fantastic, we’ll take it from here next week. And to you, dear reader, I bid you adieu.

MY BOOKS

**STREAM OF THE WEEK: BLOW OUT (1981)-TUBI & ROKU CHANNEL**

This week’s feature is a fantastic neo-noir mystery thriller film from Brian DePalma who wrote the script with Bill Mesce Jr. The movie is based on the 1966 French film classic Blow Up directed and co-written by Michelangelo Antonioni which was based on the short story “Las babas del diablo” by Julio Florencio Cortázar. The title essentially means “the devil’s drool”. The short story is about an amateur photographer who believes he has taken a photo of a sinister act between a middle-aged female prostitute and a teenaged boy. Blow Out was praised for DePalma’s imaginative direction, Vilmos Zsigmond’s fantastic cinematography and John Travolta and Nancy Allen’s excellent performances.

Jack Terry (John Travolta) is a sound technician for low budget slasher films. His most recent outing is called Co-Ed Frenzy in which a knife wielding psychopath is stalking a house of college girls. When he reaches the naked girl in the shower, the actress’s scream is less than convincing. Jack’s longtime business partner, producer Sam (Peter Boyden) asks Jack to find an actress who can scream convincingly and to go out and record better sounds of ominous wind.

Jack packs up his equipment and heads out to a nearby park at night. He stands on a bridge and begins filming the wind. He also hears a couple on a second bridge below, a frog croaking, and an owl hooting. As he is recording a car comes barreling down the road below. Suddenly, Jack hears a bang and then the car drives off the road and into the lake. He sets down his equipment and hurries down to the lake as a man under the bridge named Manny Karp (Denni Franz) runs away. Jack dives into the lake where he finds the car. The driver, a man in a suit is dead, but in the driver’s seat a young woman named Sally Bedina (Nancy Allen) is still alive. Jack rescues Sally and takes her to the emergency room. He is surprised when the dead man in the car turns out to be presidential hopeful, Governor George McRyan.

As the press storms the hospital, Jack is first interviewed by Detective Mackey (John Aquino). Jack says he heard a bang before the car went off the bridge as opposed to a blow out of a car tire. Jack is then approached by Lawrence Henry (John McMartin), an associate of McRyan. Henry explains that Sally was an escort for the deceased governor and the governor was a family man. He tells Jack to get himself and Sally out of the hospital to avoid the deceased governor’s family public embarrassment. Suspecting foul play, Jack returns to his studio and studies the audio tapes he made of that night, slowly realizing that the situation is more sinister than he imagined.

In the meantime, the city finds itself in another crisis involving a serial killer named the Liberty Bell Strangler (John Lithgow) who has been murdering young women around town.