Good morning. The Maltese and I have composed a musical piece for all the mothers out there on this most auspicious day.
We are going to sing! We are going to sing!
Stop that barking! It’s most unbecoming.
But I am excited because it’s Mother’s Day.
Just hold on a moment, would you? Alright, let me get out my pitch pipe here…yes, here it is. Alright, alright. Are you ready to warm up?
Yes, I am. I am a Maltese, and I am ready to warm up.
Fabulous. Alright, let me play the note.
LAAA!
LAAA!
LAAA!
Fantastic. We sound great. Alright here we go.
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you and here’s some flowers too. Hey!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you and here’s some chocolates too. Hey!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you and here’s some presents too. Hey!
We’d never put you in a zoo!
We’d always love you though and through!
We’d do most anything for you!
Happy Mother’s Day! Woo!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you!
And here’s some love for you. Hey!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!
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