If I won the lottery…

Bloganuary writing prompt
What would you do if you won the lottery?

Being a frugal poodle who loves to watch old reruns ofEF Hutton commercials on YouTube, I would invest, invest, invest. I would of course treat myself to a diamond encrusted collar. But luxuries beyond that would be little to none save a house on a hill where I could look down on my underlings as I continued to write stories, watch my investments, and enjoy the growth of my money.