Good afternoon. It is I Gigi the parti poodle here to introduce this week’s blog. Charlotte, Ruffles, Titus, Tyler, Bruiser and I have all been on the lookout for a burly fellow with mean eyes. The surveillance footage photos Sergio the Squirrel took at 7-Eleven remind me of a grizzly bear with a buzz cut and terrible taste in clothing. Not to mention his neck tattoo of an eagle with a kitten in its talons. I do believe I have seen circus clowns with better taste. Utterly gauche.
Artemus the Persian has become stronger and braver as of late. She is still missing her sister Demeter and has joined our merry band of sleuths to actively look for her. Since we have already lost our other three cats, we do not want to put her at risk. But she told us she can no longer sit around hoping for Demeter to come home. She must act.
And so, this week we, Artemus included, have scoured the neighborhood for this hoodlum. You think someone who looked like a grizzly bear with a buzz cut and a neck tattoo of an eagle with a kitten in its claws would be impossible to miss. But none of us know him and we are getting increasingly discouraged. We’ve spent our mornings going up one street and down another. We look like members of a walking group out to get exercise.
What we have noticed, however, is a yellow house with an outdoor catwalk. We are suspicious of this apparatus but have no proof it belongs to our villain. The house always appears very quiet, and we never see anyone going in or out of the residence. We called a council meeting and invited Sergio the Squirrel and Bernard D. Bunny who brought along his little sister Belle. We discussed what are next steps should be. Until next week, I bid you adieu.
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STREAM OF THE WEEK: BUGONIA (2025)-PEACOCK
One of the weirdest films of the year certainly, yet entirely watchable, this week’s pick comes from the always bizarre director Yorgos Lanthimos. Based on the 2003 South Korean film Save the Green Planet! by Jang Joon-hwan with adapted screenplay by Oscar Nominee Will Tracy it is the story of a beekeeper named Teddy (Jesse Plemons who probably deserved an Oscar nomination for Best Actor) and his autistic cousin Don (newcomer Aidan Delbis). Teddy believes the CEO of a drug company named Michelle (Oscar Nominee Emma Stone) is an alien out to end the world. He has done extensive study on the internet about her and believes his plan is not a conspiracy theory but a fact. Teddy is suffering from some mental issues after his mother Sandy (Alicia Silverstone) ended up in a coma after participating in one of the company’s drug trials. His former babysitter now police officer Casey (Stavros Halkias) sexually molested him while his mother was incapacitated. Which might explain Teddy’s decision to chemically castrate himself and his cousin Don, despite his argument that it is to keep them focused on their goal.
Teddy devises a plan to kidnap Michelle at her estate, bring her to their house, and get her to help him talk to her ruler so he can present to the aliens an argument for saving planet Earth. The two cousins are successful in capturing Michelle and they tie her up in their basement where Teddy uses all means at his disposal to get her to admit she is an alien. But Don becomes increasingly concerned with Teddy’s methods. In addition to Best Actress and Best Original Screenplay nominations the film also received nods for Best Original Score by Jerskin Fendrix and Best Picture.